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Are you ready for a quickie. Hello and happy Wednesday, happy hump day.

Welcome to the first official mini episode, aka Cookie of the Horny Housewife

Podcast.

Today we're going to knock out a listener question. We have a unfortunate circumstance where a woman is not getting

eaten out by her man and the reason is a big old bag of shit. And the reason is a big old bag of shit.

I almost said baloney, but we needed to go big old bag of shit.

But first, today's official topic, pillow princesses. What is a pillow princess?

Maybe you are totally aware.

Maybe you think you know what it means,

and maybe you know exactly what it means.

Maybe you're married, dating, in a long-term relationship with a pillow princess.

Maybe you are a self-proclaimed pillow princess,

a proud pillow princess.

Or maybe you're like, you know what,

maybe like 80% of the time I'm a P.

Let's call it a P.P. And that is more acceptable IMO in my opinion

than being a forever P. P. P. P. No, I can't do the P. P. P. P. P. P. P.

I did someone I don't know if it was Instagram or if it was in the

DMs or through listener questions talking about like I have a wife that's a pillow princess, like do I do is this forever so I think this will give

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