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It's a KFC radio Monday morning quickie.

Today we're talking about today's to the how much

episode. Net neutrality has kind of been sweeping the world. Everyone's

freaking out about net neutrality and basically to break it down for

dummies when all this shit blows up it sounds like you're gonna have to pay for

the internet a la cart so if you want to Google search it costs this much if you want to stream search it costs this much.

If you want to stream Netflix it costs that much.

You want to get to Barcelona,

X YZ dollars.

So it got me thinking about what if there was life neutrality meaning you had to pay

There was not life ludicrous right I can't forget about that we're actually repealing life neutrality whatever

What if you had to pay for everything you do in your life? What if there was a fee or a cover charge for any of the various things you want to do.

How much money would you pay to

masturbate?

How much money would you pay to go out?

Not to how much money would you pay for your drinks, to like a cover

charge to just get out there socially for the night. How much money would you pay for all these things that you

enjoy doing? And I'll tell you what, there's already a lot of like

barriers for me to do stuff, John. I'm kind of a, I don't do, okay? You just exist. I just am. I don't do, I am. So on top of it I had to pay some money.

There's a lot of things that are not making the cut. See, I'm the opposite.

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