Queer the Buffet (A Pride Standup Special!)

Lovett or Leave It

Comedy, News

4.7 • 25.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2023

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Lovett Or Leave It closes out this year’s Pride month with a fantastic stand up special. The legendary Paula Poundstone joins Jon as co-host and basically takes over, which rules. Plus Jon and Paula welcome the phenomenal Pink Foxx, Nori Reed, Roz Hernandez, and Robin Tran who crush. Hope you got your pride levels replenished this June for the next calendar year! Like a bunch of gay ass squirrels.

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0:00.0	Hello, Los Angeles.
0:11.2	Welcome to Love It or Leave It.
0:15.2	Very special episode tonight.
0:16.2	We're doing a stand-up special.
0:17.8	We have some incredible people lined up.
0:21.2	Obviously, some pretty tough decisions came out today.
0:26.2	On just, WHO is going to say that
0:29.7	Diet Coke is potentially carcinogenic.
0:34.5	Remember when they told us not to wear masks?
0:35.9	They can eat shit.
0:37.4	They are.
0:41.1	So they're considering listing Diet Coke as being possibly
0:45.9	cancerous.
0:47.9	GASPS.
0:50.7	I have a couple points about this.
0:53.1	Isn't everything?
0:56.2	That was one point two.
0:59.0	People like this.
1:00.5	Do you notice that?
1:01.4	The people like this news and they like telling people
1:03.7	who like Diet Coke about it.
1:06.5	I got so many texts today letting me know,
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