4.4 • 645 Ratings
🗓️ 17 August 2017
⏱️ 73 minutes
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0:09.0 | I'm Hello and welcome to another episode of Murder Dictionary Podcast. |
0:39.9 | My name is Brianna and over there is Kelly. |
0:42.6 | I have no makeup on. |
0:44.6 | Me neither. |
0:46.1 | It's a big day for us. |
0:48.0 | You told me I'm glowing earlier. |
0:49.8 | I wanted to say I'm pregnant because I think that's funny. |
0:52.3 | He didn't look pregnant, so. |
0:54.3 | Most people don't think that's funny, but I love pregnancy jokes. |
0:58.6 | I especially love pregnancy jokes when I'm filling out doctor forms, and they're asking me |
1:03.4 | about, because, you know, as a woman, there's just a ton of questions like, do you fuck? |
1:09.6 | How do you not make babies, you know? just a whole bunch of shit right i like uh |
1:15.3 | every time when you're in the office and um it says sex i always think of uh austin powers |
1:20.2 | yes please yes please so i try and be clever on those forms and I'm just like, I fucks pussy. |
1:29.4 | And the doctor's like, hey, so I see you here that you fuck pussy. |
1:32.7 | I'm like, yeah, that's how I don't get pregnant. |
1:34.7 | So you do want birth control, some condoms? |
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