Quarantine Deep Dive: Jessica Simpson’s “Open Book” (Week 3)
You're Wrong About
Sarah Marshall
4.6 • 23K Ratings
🗓️ 28 May 2020
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
We discuss Jessica's reality-show marriage and its painfully ordinary end. Digressions include "Showgirls," "The Notebook" and Adam Levine. "Hamlet" makes an appearance; Willie Nelson and Lynda Carter give sage advice. Mike apologizes for things out of his control.
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| 0:00.0 | And Rose did marry some guy and have kids, but they don't really dwell on it that much. |
| 0:04.8 | And it's like they're panning over her beautiful life that she had, and it's like, |
| 0:08.7 | here she is on a horse! No husband and sight. |
| 0:21.2 | Welcome to You Wrong About the podcast where we read celebrity memoirs to you, |
| 0:26.2 | as you drift lazily in a hammock or maybe furiously try to keep up with your hectic life, |
| 0:32.4 | hopefully the former, maybe the latter I'm sorry. That's not good, I don't like that. |
| 0:39.7 | That one was fine, that's no worse than any of mine. |
| 0:43.3 | Welcome to You Wrong About the podcast where we take down low-rise genes forever once and for all. |
| 0:51.7 | That sounds like we're pulling them off of her like there's stripper pants. |
| 0:55.2 | Oh no, welcome to You Wrong About the show where we expose low-rise genes for the hopes that they always were. |
| 1:05.2 | You're wrong about shortening torsos since 2018. I just think that we should all wear it. |
| 1:11.9 | It's actually as much fabric as we feel like in all the places that we want to put it. |
| 1:15.4 | Yes, exactly. I didn't mean for that to be topical when I started the sentence, but it is not. |
| 1:19.6 | Oh, here we go. Hot takes somehow. |
| 1:23.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:26.5 | I am Michael Hobs, I'm a reporter for The Having a Post. |
| 1:29.0 | I'm Sarah Marshall, I'm working on a book about the Satanic Panic. |
| 1:32.0 | And we are on Patreon at patreon.com slash You Wrong About and we're on PayPal and we sell T-shirts |
| 1:37.6 | and we finally got a actual podcast host for this podcast. We have been hosting it on my |
| 1:43.4 | personal blog from the early 2000s for two years. |
| 1:47.9 | For two years. And so we finally gave in this week and got a real hosting service. So we're sorry. |
| 1:54.3 | Some of our episodes went offline. Some of them went in the wrong order. So if you experience this, |
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