Quarantine Deep Dive: Jessica Simpson’s “Open Book” (Week 2)
You're Wrong About
Sarah Marshall
4.6 • 23K Ratings
🗓️ 14 May 2020
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
“Her parents’ financial success is dependent on her abdomen.” This week, Jessica moves to L.A., records a video and meets a boy. The celebrity cameos escalate. Digressions include overalls, werewolves and Judy Garland. This episode unfortunately contains detailed descriptions of disordered eating.
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| 0:00.0 | That's because my only framework for understanding the 90s is like Mulan and Mulan in case |
| 0:05.4 | and see. |
| 0:06.4 | Mmm. |
| 0:07.4 | Mmm. |
| 0:08.4 | Do you have vocal warm-ups? |
| 0:19.1 | The Leaf Police dismisseth us. |
| 0:27.3 | I'm going to come to you wrong about where we tell the tragic stories of the pop stars |
| 0:31.6 | you thought you envied and then thought you hated and then realized you loved. |
| 0:36.8 | Oh! |
| 0:37.8 | That's good. |
| 0:38.8 | That's like a three-part tagline with a twist. |
| 0:41.4 | Oh, thank you. |
| 0:42.4 | Yeah, it's good for the tagline itself to have a twist in it, right? |
| 0:44.8 | It's like the little tiny James Bond movie at the start of James Bond movies. |
| 0:51.6 | I am Michael Hobbs. |
| 0:52.6 | I'm a reporter for The Having a Post. |
| 0:53.8 | I'm Sarah Marshall. |
| 0:54.8 | I'm working on a book about the satanic panic. |
| 0:56.8 | And we're on Patreon and lots of other places where you can find and support us or you can |
| 1:01.4 | not do that and just stay chill and quarantine, do in dishes, listen to us, tell you about |
| 1:06.3 | pop stars. |
| 1:07.3 | That's our, that's the public service we want to offer. |
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