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🗓️ 8 June 2020
⏱️ 73 minutes
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“You really shouldn’t date people who go in thinking, ’This person has good bones but they’re a fixer-upper.’”
This week, we complete our Jessica Simpson book club with the appearance of a new man who triggers some old anxieties. Digressions include Dolly Parton, mom jeans and a forgotten Hollywood power couple. We talk about “Garden State” longer than we intended. Mike finally gets to tell the octopus story, which he thinks about all the time.
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0:00.0 | I feel like you find your calling authentically when you realize it doesn't fit the like grand heroic dreams you had for yourself |
0:06.9 | And I'm pretty sure that my calling is to be a clown |
0:19.4 | Sarah's turn to do a tagline |
0:21.7 | Okay |
0:24.0 | Welcome to your wrong about where sometimes one woman |
0:30.0 | gets out of the basement |
0:32.0 | Oh, that's good. Is that too depressing? That's good because I'm thinking of Michelle remembers and how like our last deep dive was this long book about this woman who |
0:42.4 | In my opinion kind of didn't get out of the basement and my hope |
0:46.4 | Is that Jessica is going to get out of the basement and I'm very excited for that. I'm Michael Hobbs |
0:51.8 | I'm a reporter for the Huffington Post. I'm Sarah Marshall. I'm working on a book about the satanic panic and we're on patreon and paypal and |
1:00.0 | Lots of other ways for you to support us if you look in the description and things are even weirder now than they have been in quarantine and so |
1:08.1 | As always |
1:09.3 | Don't feel obligated and if you want to not support us and support something else we get it |
1:14.3 | Yeah, like maybe there are causes that seem more worthy than like two white people sitting in a closet talking about pop stars |
1:21.6 | It's possible. It's possible |
1:24.4 | And today yes, we are talking about the |
1:27.5 | Denowment word which I'm pronouncing perfectly of the Jessica Simpson story |
1:32.4 | I can't wait because times are so weird. I'm like an emotional power care right now |
1:37.8 | It's very comforting to be recording a podcast with you where we just talk about trash men |
1:46.0 | This is this is our happy place and it makes me feel really good to be spending a Sunday morning doing this with you |
1:52.0 | Me too and |
1:53.7 | Listeners maybe this is also your comfort zone if it is then welcome and the closet I am sitting in is very small but |
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