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Cognitive Dissonance

Quack Chat with Andy and Marsh

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.84.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2016

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.

0:10.7

The explicit tag is there for a reason.

0:30.0

The recording from Gloria Holes studios in Chicago.

0:37.0

This Chicago, that wonderful town.

0:42.0

He does a good America.

0:44.0

Listen to that.

0:45.0

Is it just me who thinks that me just makes it all on his whole?

0:49.0

Can you only do an American when you're singing?

0:52.0

Is that like, hey buddy, that's the way to ask me a question?

0:57.0

Who the fucking hell do you think you are?

0:59.0

I don't know what that was.

1:01.0

I don't know where that's from.

1:02.0

That's a little, that one's a little, you're pushing it.

1:04.0

Now the Chicago one, that Frank Sinatra impression.

1:07.0

If you want a death from American acts, go to someone else.

1:11.0

Go to the American half the mall.

1:13.0

Oh, you don't.

1:14.0

No, no, you really don't.

1:16.0

You're just basically burping.

1:18.0

That's a microphone.

1:19.0

That's all that's happening right now.

1:20.0

That's not an American accent.

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