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Imagine a delicious patty nestled between two buns with cheese and ketchup.

It's not a burger.

That patty is actually sausage, which makes this a sandwich. A breakfast sausage sandwich, the new 199 sausage sandwich from McDonald's. Made with RSPCA, short pork. Until 11 a.m. Price and participation may vary. Up charges and fees apply to delivery. Subjects of availability. Dave is finishing his bagel, and we are ready to start talking about quarterback rankings right now on FFT Express.

And I am super hungry. I cannot watch someone eat a bagel. It's my favorite food, I think.

That was it good? What did you have on there? A little butter?

Oh, yeah, a little bit.

It was like a plain bagel with butter.

Yeah, it was a nice little post-breakfast-pre-lunch snack. How crispy are we talking here? Because obviously you hadn't eaten it at least 45 minutes during our show. I mean, well, first of all, I did. You just didn't see it. And second of all, I prefer my bagels like very toasted.

Oh, oh, uh, I prefer my bagels like very toasted.

Oh, oh, ew.

Yeah.

I'm not hungry anymore.

Yeah, not all the way like burnt to hell on the gym, Nat's toast scale, but still very, very burnt.

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