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Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.

The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Garrett.

Yes.

What's your phone tap all about?

Jen wants to play a phone tap on her husband, Bruce.

Now, the couple put out some Christmas decorations on their front lawn.

They've been having some trouble over the last few days of people messing with those decorations, putting them in weird positions. So, Jen is going to call her husband, say, hey, I found the kid who did it. He wants to apologize. I will be that kid. Oh, boy. Brody will be my dad. Oh, we have a phone tap. Oh, beautiful. Let's listen to today's phone tap. Here we go. Hello.

Hey, sweetheart.

How are you?

Hey, honey.

Good. I do not want to bother you, but stuff's on the lawn again. Oh, you've got to be kidding me. No, no, no. No, no. I know it's gross and awful, and I'm embarrassed to even have it near me. morning I ran out of the house.

I saw not who did it.

He's that blonde kid across the street.

So I talked to his dad, and his father said he's going to punish him. He's going to make sure it never happens again, and part of his punishment is that he needs to call you to apologize. So pick up the phone when he calls. Take the call, okay? Have him call me. me I'll take of it. Okay. Goodbye. Have a good day. I'll talk to you later.

Okay. All right, Jen, good job. So what I'm going to do now is call your husband, Bruce, and then I'm going to be Alex, and then we'll see how that goes from there, all right?

Okay.

Hello?

Hi, Mr. Phillips. This is Alex. I live across the street from you.

I know you do, Alex.

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