Purple Hot Dog

Story Pirates

Kids & Family, Education, Comedy

4.5 • 16.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2025

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

Have you ever had a very weird substitute teacher? How about a very weird substitute teacher who is a purple hot dog? That’s exactly what happens in today’s brand new story, by 9 year old Clara in Colorado. Join Creator Club today for ad-free episodes, bonus episodes and more by visiting ⁠storypirates.com/creatorclub⁠, or subscribing right in Apple Podcasts or Spotify.

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0:00.0	Hey, Story Pirates podcast listeners, Lee here.
0:04.3	Have you ever had a weird substitute teacher?
0:07.2	Well, how about a weird substitute teacher who is a purple hot dog?
0:11.1	What?
0:11.7	You have?
0:12.7	Oh, well, then you're going to love today's brand new story.
0:15.6	Grownups, guess what?
0:16.8	You can get twice as many new stories on your feed this summer by subscribing to Story Pirates Creator Club.
0:22.6	Plus, subscribers get the ad-free version of the show, and premium members even get to participate in a quarterly video meetup with Lee and Peter, where we create a brand new story for the podcast.
0:34.6	But most of all, Creator Club members help us support the cost of the show so we can
0:39.5	keep bringing it to you every single week. If you're already a Creator Club member, thank you so
0:44.7	much. And if you'd like to join, you can do so by visiting Storypirants.com slash Creator Club
0:50.6	or by subscribing right in Apple Podcasts or Spotify.
0:55.1	Today's brand new story plus another edition of Roll Call
0:58.1	Live with Lee and Peter
0:59.3	coming up after a few words for the grownups.
1:07.9	I love story pilot.
1:13.6	I'm very different from everybody.
1:17.6	Confusion is the step before curiosity.
1:21.6	Okay, that's a really funny idea.
1:23.6	We have to send that in.
1:25.6	I just get some joy when I hear other people giggling.
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