Hey man, is that, is that Mr Rogers?

Well, it looks like Mr Rogers, but somebody's rubbing

loin or over his chest.

Well, that, my friend is bizarre.

Look at over there, on yonder, the top of the hill, there appears to be a cow.

It appears as though Tom Hanks has left the notion lady to pursue the purple cow up there here.

Well, I tell you what, that cow just ain't right.

I've never seen a cow like that before.

Now this reminds me of a scene

from the movie's top gun.

Now, Darrell, I understand you've just seen a purple cow.

It's like the first time I zip my junk up in my zipper.

I still get flashbacks.

You don't know how what you're saying right now

has in your relationship to what I'm talking

about but I'm telling you and the movie Top Gun there's a scene where

Goose and Maverick they walk up into the bar and a lady in a red dress

says hello.

Darrell I want you to put this down in her journal.

Okay here we go.

Tonight is the night we saw a purple cow.

You discussed the opening scene, the bar saying the top top gun and we saw some lady rubbing

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