Pumpheads Ep. 54 - Female Rage in Orange County (Vanderpump Rules S12E4)

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🗓️ 6 January 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Lara and Carey are back to discuss their respective New Year’s Eves, the ‘Gigolos’ true crime doc, ringing in 2026 with a moment of silence, Millie Bobby Brown’s punk rock iPhone face, and non-symmetrical swollen lips.

Then back on VPR, Venus reels from his impending friendship breakup with Marcus, vowing to end their soulmateship once and for all. Angelica gets sinister pig vibes from Jason while out at a bar, and Jason— not surprisingly— blames it all on Angelica. Audrey and Chris’s mounting sexual tension kicks off with a stolen kiss on Audrey’s moving day and Marcus confesses to Lisa his secret dream of being a DJ. Kim assembles the ladies (minus Demy) for a girl’s trip to Orange County, where Natalie continues to not read the room, inadvertently escalating her Cold War with Kim with a comment over dinner.

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0:00.0	Hello.
0:01.2	Welcome to 2026.
0:03.2	We're so fucking back.
0:04.3	We're so back.
0:05.2	We're back in the stew.
0:23.6	The clouds have parted. The rain has stopped. Thank God. But isn't it coming back? No. Are you sure? Mm-hmm. Okay. Love that. It's over. It's fucking over. That's some good news. That's some good news. But in true troll form, I'm being like struck down by something today.
0:27.7	I woke up.
0:28.8	I woke up and like I slept like shit last night.
0:32.6	I was tossing and turning at one point.
0:35.1	Like I felt I like felt my face and my upper lip felt kind of sore. And I was like, that's weird, but it's probably just like an underground. It felt like an underground pimple that's, like, ready to, like, make your life hell. And I was too tired. Ready to announce itself at a Debbie Temple ball. Yeah. I was like too tired to get out of bed and like investigate further.
0:56.1	And I was like, I'll deal with this in the morning.
0:57.7	Yeah.
0:58.2	I wake up this morning.
0:59.5	I go to look in the mirror and both my lips are swollen in such a way, an uneven swelling
1:06.9	shape where like my bottom lip is swollen one way one way and the other side of my top
1:14.7	lip is swollen another way so it's like kind of a figure eight swelling moment it's kind of like um
1:19.8	it's like those lips it's like a curled smile kind of it's like it is but I wish that it would
1:25.2	just at least be symmetrical that is like if you're going to make me swell... It's kind of punk rock, honestly. Make me swell in like a symmetrical fashion. Well, that's life would not, like, the troll that you're going through would not let you have that. So you have to just be like, of course, it will take me in two different ways. Your roads are diverging in a wood. They are two roads diverge in a wood. They both are taking the path less travel. From the front, you don't even really notice. And then from the side, I'm only seeing it because I'm... You're facing the upper lip. But it is kind of just like you going like this. It's a little bit. It's coy. It's
2:02.2	quite. Not my favorite though. I don't know what's causing it. I feel like I googled it. Yeah,
2:09.4	I've had a stomach bug since yesterday morning. It's probably a symptom of that. I think it's related to
2:14.9	that. Like a food, you might have been allergic to something.
2:19.7	What did you have yesterday for food? I didn't eat anything yesterday because I was in such a bad steak.
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