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🗓️ 28 August 2025
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Now we can start the show. |
| 0:01.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:02.0 | Wow. |
| 0:04.0 | Do you think this... |
| 0:05.0 | Oh, hello. You know. It's the only time my car hasn't beeped at me. It's pretty cool. Yeah, and that one actually would have been beneficial. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This car's loud as shit about everything else all the time. You have to disable so many features in new fucking cars. Does yours rattle and try to stop you sometimes? sometimes. I turn that feature off. Okay, I need to figure out how to do that. Like, it's like the |
| 0:03.7 | lanissist. Oh, it like vibrates the wheel. And it starts going like, hey, you're driving. Let me help. Get back in the lane. Yeah, yeah. And you just go, oh, okay. I had to turn that off on my car because it would always try to, Like, I kill you. I'm like trying to like give people room. |
| 0:21.5 | Yes, me too. |
| 0:22.3 | Drifting just a little. my car because it would always try to like I kill you I'm like trying to like give people |
| 0:39.4 | room yes me too drifting just a little bit like towards the line I've I've driven like fights me |
| 0:45.4 | back and it's like please don't I don't want to die I don't want to get by this truck I've driven |
| 0:49.1 | this much in my life I'm okay I'm gonna be all right I'm gonna be fine my wife loves wife loves it. She loves having that on. She's like, it lets me know. I'm like, it's scary. Oh, how's that? This drink is so good, it's probably not gonna make it back. I have to turn that off because I like to drive serpent sometimes. Yeah. I want to go like that. Yeah, like a little sorry snake. You're all over the road. Sorrying sliding all over the road sorry sorry sorry sorry |
| 1:11.3 | I really appreciate how genuinely much Eric hates his car I hate new I hate new car I'm just saying |
| 1:18.9 | but this is a new car yes every time we get in you go I fucking hate there's a lot of things about |
| 1:23.0 | this is I like though there's funny I like how much is. Yeah, they're not hurt the car's feelings. |
| 1:28.7 | The little phone holder. |
| 1:29.6 | The car's not, Eric. We don't have to be nice to it. I like, I like the remote start. Sometimes the good features outweigh that. Right. And Eric doesn't ever mention them. But then, like, it has a ton of things that I don't like. It's okay. |
| 1:23.8 | It's all right, oh, girl. |
| 1:24.5 | It has a time. |
| 1:25.3 | I'm glad we all know what they are. |
| 1:28.2 | There's no, there's okay. It's all right, oh girl. It has a time. I'm glad we all know what they are. |
| 1:46.0 | There's no, there's no fucking gear shift. That shit drives me crazy. This is not. Oh, wait, what is that? It's just, it's button. Oh, that's disgusting. See, I don't have a gear shift either, but I have a print. I have a knob. I'm okay with the line. |
| 1:41.0 | Just a print? |
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