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Tom, Alice. Looks like everyone's on board.

Oh, and Jess.

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Dotco.uk forward slash group save. Southeastern. Hi guys. Hello. Welcome to your mom's house. I'm Christina P. This is Duncan Truss. Hello. Tom's not here and we're smoking. Yeah, we're smoking. You know why? Fuck it. I'm going to be 50 next month. I've already beat cancer, so of you. Yep. I've already quit this once. This is the first time in 20 years I've been smoking. Feels good. I kind of fucking like it. It's so nice. It is nice. So good. It feels so good. I know. And it's so wonderful and liberating. and there's a reason like heroes smoke. I know. So I tell my kids. Yeah.

Heroes. so good. I know. And it's so wonderful and liberating. And there's a reason like heroes smoke. I know. So I tell my kids. Yeah, heroes winter smoke. And they don't. They want, it's very, you know, getting kids to smoke is so hard. It is because now they're into the vape, which I think might be worse for you than the old school tobacco. Vapes? The guys got to be, it can't be, it can't be good for you. But, you know, we got a hauntavirus now. What? You know about hauntavirus? My head's been in the sand. I've just been sitting in my room smoking listening to the cure. We have got, so this is incredible. There was a cruise ship, a hauntavirus outbreak, hauntavirus, 25% mortality rate.

Where is the ship? Generally not. Well, this is that, well, the ship is they got all the

people off the ship and sent them back home. Why not? And so it's a 25% mortality rate.

Now, the good news is, the good news is that apparently it's not as transmissible but the bad news is all of a sudden

there's a lot of people trying to reassure us and that makes me more nervous look up this virus let's

see what we're in for is this going to be another pandi are we going into like a lockdown maybe

well i think no matter what it's triggering everybody's lockdown. That's not good when you see those. What happens to you? Do your guts liquefy? You get a bad cold? Your lungs fill up with liquid. Oh, perfect. And you die. So smoking is the ant. That's why I'm smoking right now. Same. There you now same same smart we're beating this shit right now

get holes in your lungs and the water falls out oh let's see fever and chills fatigue severe muscle

aches headaches and dizziness abdominal oh nausea and vomiting that's like my least favorite i know

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