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Headgum

5 Stars, Headgum, Review Revue, Society & Culture, Comedy, Improv, Reviewing, Yelp, Reilly Anspaugh, Jake And Amir, If I Were You, Geoffrey James, Leisure

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2020

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Reilly and Geoff discuss public pools, snatching children, and Marty’s exact street address.


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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast. I just told us not to do it. Peaking and Marissa just told us not to do it.

0:19.0

And we fucked it up.

0:21.0

It's been a minute.

0:22.0

It's been, oh, it's been two weeks since we've recorded an up. Yeah. Really? Oh yeah or no. Maybe more

0:29.3

But the last time we recorded we hadn't released anything so yeah it's been at least three

0:33.2

I think it's going well our first episode just hit 10,000 listens so that's not

0:40.9

ideal what are you talking about 30,000 is when you start making a lot of money. It's ideal because we are so new. It's been three weeks. So that's great. That's almost a month of no ads. Marty.

0:55.0

We're off track, Hanspahl.

1:00.0

Don't yell at me.

1:01.0

Because imagine I hate to disclose the numbers and maybe we'll bleep it out.

1:04.8

You love disclosing the numbers about everything.

1:07.2

About rent, about houses, about phone.

1:10.3

You love numbers and telling people them.

1:12.2

We should be getting. We should be getting

1:13.0

an ad. Okay.

1:15.0

That's an episode.

1:17.0

So, and then the network...

1:20.0

We're fucking that out.

1:21.0

The network is

1:24.0

is shit and then you and I split the rest so it's

1:27.1

percent of this is so boring how what else has happened? How have I been? Yeah. You know that feeling when you're on the edge of glory. Yeah, Lady Gaga. I'm on the edge, the edge of glory. Yeah, yeah, it's like you're almost to glory. And you feel that way. No. Okay. So how are you? It's been hard. It's like you're almost to glory. And you feel that way?

1:43.1

No.

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