Hey, the virtue before we can see you the messiness of this best friend telling her best friend

that her husband hit on her before they became best friends.

Let me get into this.

Look, you guys have told us we were talking about dating apps over the course of the last

couple of days and you guys been calling us and telling us how tough it is out there

right now.

This is a legit Tinder profile, right?

The first people thought this dude was trolling, right?

Just to get negative responses because that's a great way to live your life and wake up.

But this is what he wants.

This was his demands, his requests for a date.

Demands.

Hey, that's what he's looking for in a woman.

Okay.

Got to be five eight or shorter.

Must live close enough to be at my house within 10 minutes after I've made the call.

I'm so specific.

It's tough in the streets online.

And I wait for I'm with hold judgment until I hear the rest of this.

Must be genuinely passionate, intelligent enough to be good company, having the ability to

take D and very attractive.

Stop.

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