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The Bert Show

PT 4: Can We Help Our Producer Find Love?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2022

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Our Producer Keity opened up about taking a break from dating months ago, and now she's back on the apps. But our Producer Romeo doesn't want her to make the same mistakes as before. What's his plan? For us to take over her dating apps and find a match for her. Is this a bad plan or not? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue I think we've all been there. We've got someone in there in our lives that we think is a great catch

0:07.6

Really great catch and they just haven't found the right person yet. You can't believe so

0:14.0

You want to help out a little bit so you're like, you know what? I've got a friend

0:17.2

I want to set you up with because you know these two people are great, right?

0:21.2

So our producer just Romeo is looking at Katie's life and looking at her dating life and like

0:27.1

She checks all the boxes

0:29.1

She checks all the boxes, but she just hasn't found the right woman yet. So Romeo's like, you know what?

0:34.7

I'm gonna help out so you have been doing that the last couple of days on bumble for her, right?

0:40.4

I have what's been going on so for the last couple of days. I week I swiped and my method was to just swipe

0:48.0

Swipe swipe swipe swipe and get as many matches as they possible clan and then from that

0:51.8

Take numbers man. It's all about numbers. You throw enough against the wall. Something's gonna stick.

0:56.4

Boom so from that pool of women that we had then I was gonna go through all of them and select

1:02.0

Two women to pretty much match with Katie and see if I can take her out of the routine of

1:07.0

Finding a beautiful woman and then discovering flags and red flags and red flags and you know Katie strapping on

1:12.5

Yeah, and

1:24.5

No espresso for me

1:30.2

We went for it. Oh, so then Katie goes rogue

1:33.5

I'm so clutching my

1:38.5

Katie goes rogue and she's like all right, he's taking all my likes for people so I'm just gonna find one woman to date at least once over the weekend

1:46.6

She goes out with this woman who clearly poison her. She pukes all over

1:53.1

She told us yesterday you puke all over the bar. Yeah, but after she poisons you she's nice enough to at least hold your hair while you're

1:59.1

Puking at the bar. Yeah, so

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