PT 3: We Ask Our Partners To Create An Instruction Manual On How To Love Us

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🗓️ 13 May 2022

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If your significant other wrote a manual on what it is like to be your partner, what do you think they'd say about you? We're putting this to the test with our own partners, and today Davi's up! What instructions will her husband leave behind? Listen... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Ferture.
0:01.5	Today it is Dovey's turn and her husband Blair has written a manual for the next man to
0:09.4	date her.
0:10.4	Yes, instructions on how to love a Dovey is what he forwarded me last night.
0:15.6	And I'm a little worried to read it.
0:16.9	I haven't read it yet.
0:17.9	Oh, no proof.
0:18.9	No, because he sent it like after I had gone to bed.
0:21.8	So he sent this and then he left to go on tour this morning.
0:25.7	So he literally like dropped this bomb and then packed his crap and left and I feel
0:30.7	like he'll be back like three or four days.
0:32.2	So I'm like, he could have gone away with a lot today.
0:34.2	Now we're going to see what it is.
0:35.2	Yeah.
0:36.2	And then friggin' bird, he had soft opponents and he didn't have to do it.
0:38.6	That's the only reason he went.
0:40.4	Yeah, that's it.
0:41.4	Not to help him.
0:42.4	Not to help Ukrainian refugees.
0:44.5	He just didn't want to have Tiffany write this and didn't want to hear it.
0:47.1	So he just went ahead and copped a plane to Poland.
0:48.7	There's the reason.
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