The virtue oh hell no you can't wear that out this week and that is too sexy

Better put some more conservative clothes on and hide some of that skin is what she said to him

So on Friday we get this email from a dude is like I've been dating this girl for a couple of months

And I'm not sure if this is a huge red flag, but I feel a certain way about it

He said he was a trainer

He's got a great looking body, so you know Halloween, Halloween, so he

Is gonna be a firefighter like a sexy firefighter. So he's got the firefighting pants

He's got the helmet and he's got to suspenders and he's showing it all and she wants to see it before they go out

And he comes out of the room and she's like oh, hey, oh no the last thing I want is for women to be

Hands on all night. Can you please put something else on just something a little less sexy like a priest or something

Hey, he's like I just started dating this girl. Berkshow is this a bigger flag than I'm thinking

And what happened over the weekend

Berkshow

Turns out it was a huge red flag. I'm talking car dealership size

I'm pretty proud of my body considering how hard I work out

So I decided I wasn't going to let her dictate what I could or could not wear your body your choice dude

Especially since I would never do the same to her

We didn't discuss the costume again until Saturday night when I picked her up wearing my half naked fireman outfit

She was

On the door and she answered

Dressed as a hot dog

Not a sexy hot dog, but a full on head to toe hot dog costume

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