Breaking up is hard to do. Finally, he told me that he wasn't ready to get married.

The day before. I'm here so stupid.

And when a breakup sounds more like true crime than a true love story,

they come on the breakup breakdown to talk about it.

We cover everything from lies, took me years to figure out what happened,

who lies not having cancer, to cheating,

his hand was a perskurt, and everything in between.

I can't do this crazy thrupple thing.

Here are the latest gossip from the couples you've never heard of.

You're all my after-drowman, after-drowman.

We break down this week's breakup only on the breakup breakdown podcast.

The virtue.

All right, so let's get caught up with over the weekend,

because we got this email on Friday from a dude saying that he was really hoping

that his girlfriend failed over the weekend and it had everything to do with money and a promotion.

Yeah, he felt like he was in a complicated situation because his girlfriend

is about to get a new position at her company,

which is a huge leap from her current role.

And he felt like they already make good money and they don't actually need the extra money,

said nobody ever.

Yeah.

But that's how he felt.

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