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The Bert Show

PT 1- Texting Tutor

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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0:00.0

Get it the virtue. We are about to start texting for and with Lee here to her husband.

0:08.4

Lee is not sleeping well at all and it's all her husband's fault. Her husband doesn't

0:14.6

know this. She would like to sleep separately from her husband and once our health breaking

0:22.0

that news to him. Hey, Lee.

0:23.2

Hi, I want to make sure one thing is clear. We aren't very quite yet. He might be on

0:28.2

a day, but the wedding is just a few months. Okay, cool. That is an important detail, I think.

0:32.1

Can I just go ahead and get this off my chest and now the way? Here comes a standard

0:36.0

disclaimer. You're sure to have this kind of face.

0:40.0

It has been a while, hasn't it? I'm just saying, if this is a man that you are going to marry

0:44.5

and spend the rest of your life with, you need to be able to have these conversations face

0:48.1

to face. You should have this conversation face to face with. We want to be a coward in

0:50.8

text that we will. One of these days, I hope a listener goes, you know what,

0:53.3

Kristen, you're right. And now we have two segments to fill and then they just hang

0:57.5

up. And you're responsible for filling those segments.

1:02.1

I, Lee. So this is, you said this is a fiance, right?

1:08.0

Yes. And I am not going to be the caller to hang up and say, you're right. I should just

1:11.3

talk to him because I tried to bring it up in like a nice way or at least let him know

1:15.0

that this is an issue and it's a problem and he doesn't quite get it.

1:18.8

Okay. Make us understand it. So you guys have been seeing each other for how long?

1:23.5

What is he doing? That's keeping you up at night and what hints have you thrown at him

1:28.6

that he just hasn't gotten yet? And why have you just not said to him, dude, it's you.

1:32.7

Well, I pretty much said that but in a nicer way, but let me go back to the beginning.

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