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🗓️ 6 June 2023
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0:00.0 | Doug bless you hellbent decklands. Welcome to the Blind Buy Podcast. I've received very |
0:05.7 | little sleep as a result of a coco that situated itself outside my window and it is cooking |
0:10.7 | co-throughout the night. Initially I was kept awake by the sound of his call but then |
0:16.7 | I started to feel sorry for the coco because they're not supposed to co-while through |
0:20.8 | the night. So I started to view him as a climate collapse coco who felt confused by the |
0:26.9 | temperature or some unknown magnetic force that caused him to co-throw the night. Then |
0:33.9 | I haven't listened to him call for about two hours. I stopped feeling sorry for him |
0:40.5 | and then began to resent the coco. Then I felt guilty because it's just a bard like |
0:46.4 | he doesn't know I have to go in and record a podcast, doesn't even know what a podcast |
0:49.8 | is. And then I started to gain respect for him because coco's got to decide their |
0:55.8 | own name. A coco's call was so annoying that humans just called a coco what the coco |
1:05.0 | called itself. The coco's name is Animatepeic in Germany they're called coco. In Italy |
1:13.1 | they're coco lo. In Russia they're coco schgatt but basically the coco was like I'm |
1:20.6 | a highly highly annoying bard and you're just gonna have to call me what I call myself |
1:25.9 | and you're gonna have to deal with that and humans went okay. Then I toss. Well guess |
1:31.1 | what now buddy we're after creating climate collapse and now you don't even know what time |
1:36.7 | of day it is so fuck you. Wait when then I start to think about one of my favorite things |
1:42.3 | about coco's the practice of egg mimicry. You see coco's laid their eggs in other |
1:49.5 | bard's nests right? One theory is that when coco's evolved the place and time where |
1:57.5 | they were there was a scarcity of nesting sites there wasn't enough trees or bushes |
2:03.7 | or whatever for bards to build their nests so the coco evolved this ability to lay eggs |
2:11.1 | that look exactly like the eggs in the host nest and it reminded me a bit of the current |
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