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Am I the Jerk?

Psycho-Neighbors have OBNOXIOUS PARTIES ALL WEEK until 3:00 AM... and I am AT MY BREAKING POINT

Am I the Jerk?

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Society & Culture, Relationships

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2025

⏱️ 21 minutes

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0:00.0

My entitled neighbors have parties on the weeknights until 3 o'clock in the morning, and after dealing with this all summer, as well as making several complaints to my HOA, I now feel like our life is falling apart, because right now I really don't know what to do. Here's what happened. So I live in a master-planned HOA community, and we have a noise ordinance set in place, stating that outside noise is supposed to stop at 10 o'clock p.m.

0:21.6

And everyone else on my street respects this for the most part. The people behind me sometimes go a

0:26.2

little late, but they are about 27 years old with two toddlers who are otherwise extremely respectful,

0:31.5

so maybe going like 30 to 45 minutes over doesn't really bother me or anybody else. But the

0:36.4

family in question, though, has

0:37.8

massive parties. We're talking just their guest cars take up both sides of the entire street,

0:42.7

plus both sides of the side street between my half of the street and theirs. Anytime you go

0:47.1

outside, there's no less than five to ten people on the front patio, and sometimes like another

0:51.5

10 to 15 people in the backyard, and at least another 10 inside of the house.

0:56.0

And you can hear them inside because they leave the front door open.

0:59.0

Every weekend during the summer, there's always about 40 something people at their house.

1:03.0

The older teens will hang out around the cars and they are loud, they're rude, and they're disrespectful.

1:08.0

Plus they throw their trash everywhere.

1:10.0

One example of them being disrespectful and rude was when I was walking home with my mini pig.

1:14.4

And yes, just for clarity, I am talking about the farm animal. She was leashed and following behind me, eating her snacks that I dropped for her, and I dropped some popcorn behind me to encourage her to follow along.

1:23.9

Now, I understand different cultures have different beliefs around animals and all this other

1:27.8

stuff, but these teenagers threw bottles at her when they saw her, screaming out that she's startled them.

1:33.1

Also, I should add that the HOA knows about my pig. She's registered with my city, and my property

1:38.5

is in ordinance with the city guidelines for having a pet pig. Well, when they did that, I scolded

1:43.0

them firmly, but never raising my voice at them,

1:45.5

stating that what they just did was a very cruel thing to do. Well, one of the adults heard me and came

1:50.3

running over, further startling my already scared pig, and proceeds to berate me for screaming

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