You know the end of the Ark of the Covenant, with the Nazis and the Ark and the, ah, don't look, ah, that, just with no Nazis and you listen instead.

But it's still scary, okay? Cool.

Sudapod, episode 869. June 9th, 2023. Yeah, you know.

This week's story, audio recording left by the CEO of the Ranvanian colony

to her daughter on the survival imperative of maximizing market profits, by Casco and Matt Dovey.

Hey everyone, welcome to Sudapod, the weekly horror podcast. I'm Aleste, your host,

and this week's audio production is done by the actual superhuman Chelsea. Thank you so much for all you do.

This week's story was originally published in Diabolical Plot, October 2021,

and comes to us from Matt Dovey and Cassandra Caw, to one of my favourite ever humans.

Cassandra Caw is an award-winning gamewriter and USA today bestseller, and very recently,

Stalker Award winner. Congratulations buddy. Cassandra's work can be found in places like fantasy

and science fiction, lightspeed and tour.com. Hammer's on bone, Cassandra's first original

novella was a British fantasy award and locus award finalist, and as I say, breakable things,

her anthology just won the Stalker. Matt Dovey is very tall, very British, very talented,

and most likely very much drinking a cup of tea right now. He is the host at Podcastle,

has stories coming out all over the place, and is, like Cass, a deeply excellent human.

Finally, an erasure for this episode is the incomparable autom ivy, who is responsible for

countless narrations across numerous shows and apps. Incredible voice acting work just across

the board, and in this wet red, one of my top five pseudopod narrations of all time.

So, tuck in, because we have a story for you, and we promise you, it's true.

Audio recording left by the CEO of the Ranvanian colony to her daughter on the survival

imperative of maximizing market profits by Cassandra Kaugh and Matt Dovey, narrated by autumn ivy.

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