I'd like to start today's show with a poem by me, Jonathan Dormbush.

Early to bed, gamers will rise, ready to pre-order for consoles they'll try.

Refreshing the pages, I think it's in my cart, but an Amazon dog will break many a heart.

As websites go down too much traffic they crash, hopefully you found a way to give them your cash.

And perhaps a new console will bring joy this year, but if not at least beyond, can bring fun to your ear.

Z. Beyond and hello everyone, my name is Jonathan Dormbush and this podcast beyond the 667 of IGN's Replace Nation show.

I got really hyped up on coffee after lunch today and wrote that down for reasons I can't explain.

Thank you for listening.

I was great, I didn't expect that at all, it was a good surprise.

Thank you anyway, thank you all so much for joining us for this episode.

It's been a blast. I hope you enjoyed.

No, of course we have plenty to talk about this week because I thought, you know, after all the PS5 pre-order shenanigans,

it'd be quiet until the consoles came out, but it's never quiet.

I should have learned so to discuss all of the crazy stuff that we do and still don't know this week on Beyond.

I'm joined by Brian Altana.

Good morning.

It's 2 p.m.

Lucy of Brian is also here with us.

Good morning.

And Max Gowell.

Good evening.

I'm glad whatever time you're listening or watching this episode, hopefully, that rank true for you.

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