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Hello everybody. Good morning on Monday. I mean, good afternoon.

6 p.m. Eastern. There's the lineup. I don't know why this comes first. It's very fucking odd.

But doing it to the brand new rumble line. When do we stop calling a brand no fucking four years in?

9 a.m. to 6 p.m. Eastern time. All those heavy hitters right there. And it's really, get this, it's for free, isn't it? Come on, folks. What are you going to do? Look at cat videos and those are funny too. I can look at it a lot of this. I can be be honest. My favorite is when the people scare other people and the, you know, a guy walks into his bedroom and his wife jumps out of the, and he screams like a twat. Oh, my God. Have a little dignity. I'll shit my pants. I'll shit my pants before I scream out like that. I've trained myself.

There could be an actual guy with a knife to my neck, and I'd just go, I'm not yelling out.

I'm not.

I always do that to the wife.

She's got the headphones on 24-7, gives an idea how much she likes me, and listening to

audiobooks.

She doesn't even have to. I've been teaching her

since I met her. Be aware of your surroundings. I'll come in from outside. She's in the kitchen.

And I'll walk right in, a foot behind her. I don't even have to do anything. She'll be done sweeping

up, something turning around like this. She just jumps a foot, which isn't fair because she had some shit happen to. There was a kid that would make you jump a foot, but I still do it because, yes, it's fun. I don't put it on tape. Tape, what is it, it's 1980? You know, I don't put it on my phone and make it go viral, but yes, I like to make her crap her pants down.

She gets me by accident.

I'll be sitting there in my office doing something, and she'll walk in and go, hey, and just that gets me.

But again, I'm not going to go, ah, throw my coffee.

How about when a guy throws a sandwich in the air?

Holy shit.

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