Hello everyone and welcome to the newest episode of The Ranked Cafe.

On this lovely episode we have a fantastic guest, a guest that will teach us the ways

of the weeb. We have the professor himself, Professor Lando.

Hi there, thanks for having me. I'm glad to finally be reaching peers in the intellectual

community here so thank you and hello. Oh hello, we're very excited for you to teach

us all sorts of very interesting and life-changing as well as life-warping things. We have a fellow

doctorate. I'm not that I'm putting you down or anything landed, I put you in the same

group as anime. No, right. Of course. He's whatever. He's okay sometimes.

Animec was a PhD in political philosophy, true story. Yo, what's going on, Nux? I feel

that I'm qualified to be here. Yeah, okay. We also have Briggs from Nuxen Briggs, also

very good at Apex. Doctors are planting full of grains of sand, but there's only one

Lordy Briggs voice. Sounds good. Sounds good. Hell yeah. So a lot of you may be aware of

Professor Lando because of his submissive, submissive and breedable theorem that has been

spread it far and wide and has like last I checked like three and a half million views

on YouTube. Something like that. It's, you know, I'm very lucky to, you know, it's just

clickbait and you get really lucky and then you get three million views, I guess, but

um, it's a lot more complicated than that. I don't try it sometime. It's a three step

process. All right, let's go. I'll be honest. When I first saw that video and my recommended

it had 19 K views. Um, and the next time I saw it on my recommended it had 60 K views.

Yeah. So I was like, okay, this is going viral. Uh, and then yeah, now it has three and

a half million views. It's, it's, it's pretty crazy. I, um, you know, just, just the sub-growth

and stuff. It's just, I don't, I don't even think I'm really like kind of, uh, you might

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