PROFESSOR GUILDEA’S GHOSTLY GIRLFRIEND: #RetroRadio EP0369

Weird Darkness: Stories of the Paranormal, True Crime, Legends, Lore, Mysterious, Macabre, Unsolved

Darren Marlar

True Crime, History, Society & Culture, Documentary, Science, Religion & Spirituality

4.6 • 4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2025

⏱️ 295 minutes

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Summary

An emotionally detached scientist becomes aware of an unseen presence in his home—a formless entity that expresses an intense, unwelcome romantic affection toward him.

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CHAPTERS & TIME STAMPS (All Times Approximate)…
00:00:00.000 = Show Open
00:02:00.000 = CBS Radio Mystery Theater, “Stitch In Time” (December 09, 1975) ***WD
00:46:52.129 = Eleventh Hour, “Goof Is Oft Interred” (1941-1946)
01:13:40.119 = Escape, “How Love Came To Professor Guildea” (February 28, 1948)
01:43:18.459 = Everyman’s Theater, “This Precious Freedom” (October 11, 1940) ***WD
02:10:45.049 = Murder By Experts, “Murder By Prescription” (July 11, 1949)
02:40:22.609 = Exploring Tomorrow, “The Mutants” (March 26, 1958) ***WD
02:58:45.329 = Faces In The Window, “Pit And The Pendulum” (January 24, 1953) ***WD
03:29:55.989 = Dark Fantasy, “Men Call Me Mad” (December 19, 1941)
03:54:22.779 = Diary of Fate, “Trina Crowley” (March 09, 1948) ***WD
04:23:02.949 = BBC Fear on 4, “Every Details But One” (February 07, 1988)
04:51:39.045 = Show Close

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