Professional Chess Phenom Accused of Cheating via Butt Plug | 9.15.22

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2022

⏱️ 71 minutes

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On today’s episode… 19 year-old chess phenom Hans Niemann defeats wold #1 undefeated champion Magnus Carlson at St. Louis professional chess tournament… and after the Grandmaster withdrawals, the young challenger is accused of cheating by way of vibrating anal beads (00:56:04), and so much more… Subscribe For 2 Bonus Episodes Every Week: https://anchor.fm/hard-factor/subscribe ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:04:50) - Jokes of the Day: Gummy Bears and Wives (00:06:47) - Aaron Judge is crushing homers this season (00:10:20) - Serena Williams is already teasing un-retiring like Tom Brady (00:14:18) - New study proves pot-heads are not lazier than non-stoners (00:16:09) - Patagonia CEO gives entire fortune to Eco-friendly non-profit 🥛 Cream of the Crop 🥛 (00:20:33) - Brett Favre and Governor of Mississippi Phil Bryant Teamed up with known fraudster to funnel $5M from welfare to college volleyball Homeless and Afraid (00:35:26) - Iowa girl finally makes it through court after killing her rapist 🌎 TikTok International Moment 🌏 (00:45:25) - Trouble in pRAILadise?? (00:46:36) - China (in US) - Mudge is back accusing Twitter of having Chinese and Indian authorities with access to user data + (00:51:20) TikTok is found to push a ton of news misinformation (00:52:37) - China (in Uzbekistan) - President/Emperor Xi is making his first trip since 2020 to see his BFF Vlad Putin (00:54:25) - UK - Man gets incredible scar from being struck by lightning while gaming Anal Bead Chess Controversy (00:56:04) - World’s #1 Chess master loses, and the young challenger is accused of cheating with vibrating anal beads These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Mizzen & Main - If you want the BEST damn dress shirts money can buy, check out Mizzen+Main. Right now if you go to https://MizzenAndMain.com and use promo code HARDFACTOR, you’ll receive $25 off any regular price order of $130 or more First Person - Start improving your brain health and cognition with First Person! Get fifteen percent off your first order by going to https://getfirstperson.com and use code hardfactor PredictIt - go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/HardFactor60 to get your first $60 matched on us in the stock market of politics and bet on this year’s Midterm Elections Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to hardfactorvoicemail@gmail.com, and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:04.7	And welcome to episode 1039 of Hard Factor.
1:29.5	It is Thursday, September 15th, 2022.
1:41.6	Thank you for cheating on the news with us today.
1:52.0	Mark's gotten a clectic blend of sports, pop culture, and government in your cup of coffee
1:57.0	in the big time.
1:58.0	I'm going to start with the first one.
2:00.0	Is it the justice corner or is it the junior legal analysis?
2:03.0	No, it's absolutely the junior.
2:04.4	It's the junior legal corner.
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