And we are back with an all new episode of Keep It. I'm Iron Madison III.

I'm Lewis Vertelle. It's a very gray day in Los Angeles. It's also an election day here.

I know by the time you hear this episode, it won't be election day, but just know. We're living in this sleepy hollow

version of reality right now, which feels a little appropriate. I want to say that we'll know

whether or not, you know, Rick Caruso becomes mayor of my hero. I'm so kidding.

By the time this airs, but I just want to point out some losers. Sure. Chris Pratt.

Oh, you don't say. You don't say. Also his long rambling explanation where he's like, I've been in LA

a long time and this is the city I love and it's really fallen to shit. Girl, have you walked

these streets? I've not seen you out. Really pounding the pavement to get to those Jurassic Park

auditions. Yeah, right. Absolutely not loser. And Katie Perry, who had to show us the screen she was

voting on with a smile on her face. I've not seen since like Bob's big boy. And doing it like

LeVernon Shirley jump kick into the air outside the polling place too in one of the slides on her

Instagram carousel. It's like bitch, you've already stolen a home from nuns and killed one of them.

Also, I did not realize she was appropriating LeVernon Shirley culture. Now I'm living it.

Because by the way, there are some sitcom legends out there who are doing the work. Our friend

Valerie Bertinelli, slaying with the content on Twitter. So this is officially a Valerie

Bertinelli stands only podcast. I think that I think Katie Perry is secretly a supervillain.

The nuns that are supporting Rick Caruso like what's next? I mean, and whatever she did to

Bonnie McKee. Oh my god. Well, we'll get into that. And I hope I hope the podcast community

investigates that frankly. God of the Bonnie McKee. Yeah, I regret loving her Vegas show,

which I do think is one of the most spectacular things I've ever seen live. I regret that she gave

us a gay, disgusting kid choice awards level gala performance that I enjoyed because this upsets me.

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