Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, welcome to the naughty but nice show. I'm your host from Shooter. And it's mundane. It's been a minute. It has been a minute. And I take full responsibility for this one. It's always been my schedule that's been a little bit of a problem. But our dear friend, Garrett is finally back. Hey, Garrett, are you there? But it has been a month of Sundays, as they say in the South. You know, month of Sundays, I, you know, I'm going to blow the dust off, you know, my, my, my, my, my, my experience and see if this still works. And see if I, I know a thing or two as we've got it. You've got it. You've got it. You've got it. How are you? Very, very well. Let me tell everybody, too, that you taught me how to do this, Garrett. So we were doing this for a long time down at I heart, and then this show was born, and you were my first call, and when you said, yes, I was thrilled. I've been really lucky. We've been doing this for five years, and all the co-hosts are the same. I've been on shows where they turn over a lot. It's a bad sign. If they have different, different co-hosts all the time, you know it's not the happiest set. I'm not just talking about podcasts. I'm talking about anywhere. I'm talking about anywhere. If you go into a job and the staff turns over too quickly, I get a little suspicious. I'm so proud. We're all still standing. You can't make a book out of this one, Rob Schroeder. No books about podcasts. Oh, yes. My book entered the top 100. Get out. And it's not even out yet. How do you do that? It is out in weeks, though, not months anymore. Now it's it's weeks's weeks garrett i'm getting really really excited about it

i just got a call i was in page six over the weekend and their website people just called me so they could

put it up on line to some fingers crossed now normally when you're in page six it's not a good thing

it's not a great thing and normally you're the one reporting on it. So, I mean, someone actually cares about you

enough to put you in there, you know, and you didn't do anything wrong. Let me be honest.

The fabulous, fabulous boss editor of the page, Ollie Coleman. He's brilliant. He used to work with me

30 years ago. I don't think he was an intern, but he might have been an assistant. How old were you?

30 years ago? You're 35. He used to work with me at years ago. I don't think he was an intern, but he might have been an assistant. How old were you? 30 years ago? You're 35. He used to work with me at OK magazine, and then I think I

helped him get a job at the Daily News. And this is the takeaway. Be nice to people, to everybody.

Not just the people in power. In fact, I find that if I'm nice to somebody on the way up, when they get there and they all do, they remember. So thank you, thank you. Ollie, okay. Let's jump into our show.

Yes. What time is it, my friends? It is. Tea time. Tea time. It is tea time. Prince William has frozen out. The York Sisters. There's an Ascot's snub coming up.

So William is done playing nice, and the movie is really shaking up palace politics.

As the future king, that's who he's going to be.

He's the king next, has pushed aside Beatrice and Eugenie from this year's Royal Ascot Carriage Procession.

It sounds silly, but this is a big moment in the Royal Calendar.

Ascot is a fabulous race.

All the Brits go there, and there's normally a procession before the race.

There always is.

It's fabulous.

Everybody's there in their hats, eating their strawberries.

It's very, very nice. And this possession tells you who is in and who is out. Behind the scenes.

William's had a hard line like this. The king's been much softer. But William is like, no, the House of York,

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