For reasons that will become apparent for Adventure Zone listeners in the future.

I have been listening to MIDI versions of songs from the Cats musical

This morning and they keep randomly

Does it capture the majesty of the Winter Garden Theater when you're listening to it?

I didn't see cats period I saw the movie and it was so

fucking funny and sexy and that was a surprise but I keep getting just jump scared by fucking mini renditions of the

jellicle ball. It's really put me on on edge.

Kids, minis are what we used to have to deal with before there were MP3 files.

It was like, imagine if you had a friend who kind of knew how to play piano and you'd

invite him over with a synthesizer and tell him your favorite song

and he would give you a rendition of it,

like a player pianist.

The kids know because they made their theme songs

in Animal Crossing, they're like Village Tunes

are basically Mid-S. Okay, yeah.

But we used to only have that.

Do you understand?

Yeah.

Sometimes you would load up somebody's personal web page

and they would be like,

do you want to hire me as your wedding photographer in the 1990s?

And then it would start playing a MIDI version of a simple plan.

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