Hello, hello, welcome to the naughty bonitia. I'm your host from Shooter, and it is Thursday, which means our dear friend, Mark Lupo is joining us. Hey Loopy are you there?

Hey Rob Loopy Lou is here.

Loopy. I'm sitting in the dark today

so we do these over Zoom

and I broke the switch, the light switch

in my closet this morning.

And so Mark it must be a bit weird. You could hear me but

you can't really see me. It's kind of like this weird mood lighting that I'm kind of into, though, the same time. It's so crazy. The way that we get these shows on, it's a miracle. Let me just say that. It is a miracle. It's like by spit and glue that we pull this together every day. Thank you, Nauties, for putting up with us. Let's jump in.

What time is it, my friends? It is tea time. Big story at the top of the show. I can't wait to find out

what you think about this, Mark. So Harry still has no idea where he's going to be seated for King Charles's

coronation. Sources say he has no clue. So he is going by himself.

May 6, he's going to be at Westminster Abbey.

And despite being the king's youngest son, he doesn't know where he is going to be sitting.

Now, Princess Diana's former butler, Paul Borell, I used to be Paul's publicist.

So Paul, if you're listening, hello, hello, hello.

I loved him. A bit of a shady character, but so much fun. And fires off statements to the press, does interviews, about stuff

that I don't think he really knows much about. But he told the press that he thinks Harry would

be stuck 10 rows back. I don't think there's any way Paul could know that, but that has been

reported. And now, page six are saying, no, that is not the case. He doesn't know where he's going to be.

The last time Harry and Megan attended a big affair like this, they were placed in the second row for Queen Elizabeth's funeral.

So they were right behind William and Kate.

Non-working royals like the Sussex is.

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