Hey, I'm Sophia Lopez, creator of the new scripted podcast series How to Win Friends and Disappear People.

This show is a supernatural thriller that will have you laughing and, on the edge of your seat,

as you follow a young woman who becomes a vampire's familiar, basically her assistant,

and uses her true crime obsession to help them get away with murder.

As long as she can supply the vampire with her next meal and help recover it all up,

all as well. But, when this working relationship becomes a personal one as a two become

besties, the young woman finds herself dragged into a rabbit hole of deceit, murder, and mayhem,

and the bloodshed that originally brought them together begins to tear them apart.

But, before we get there, let's start moving in.

Without further ado, enjoy Episode 1 of How to Win Friends and Disappear People,

where we see the unlikely duo's worlds collide. And, be sure to click the link in the show notes

or search How to Win Friends and Disappear People wherever you're listening now and follow the show

today. Hello listeners, be advised that this show is an immersive audio experience.

It may seem like sounds are coming from the sides or behind you.

Listener discretion is advised, as some content is not suitable for young children.

Q-code presents How to Win Friends and Disappear People,

starring Leslie Grace and Sony Bringas, created by Sophia Lopez.

The trouble with humanity, at least to me, is it's earnest belief that we've broken out of

the predator-prey cycle. What a joke. Whereas imprisoned by it as ever, it's ingrained in us.

And why shouldn't it be? It's a dog-eat-dog world. Men are dogs.

Women are dogs too, feminism. But there is one sole aspect of this phenomenon I've learned to

take pleasure in. Every now and then, in this terrifying dog-eat-dog world of ours,

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