(PREVIEW) Back Yardigans: The Spanish American War

Pod Damn America

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4.3 • 691 Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2021

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Anders regales us with the tale of the 1898 Spanish American War and how it set Cuba on her way to eventually being completely fucked by Joe Biden probably FULL EPISODE AT PATREON.COM/PODDAMNAMERICA

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0:00.0	Roosevelt wants to go in with his own sort of unit.
0:05.9	He has not seen combat.
0:09.0	And this is really just for him, basically.
0:12.8	His lust to kill can no longer be contained by the government.
0:17.0	Yeah.
0:17.4	So the, like, trajectory of an entire country was altered by him just being kind of an in-sell?
0:26.7	Right.
0:27.1	Well, yeah, one guy's quest to have, like, a war fantasy camp, basically.
0:32.7	This was, this was all about, yeah.
0:35.7	He, uh, so he raised this... We're going to free this country.
0:39.3	We're going to fuck my dad.
0:40.5	We're going to liberate the country.
0:43.5	So he raises this unit.
0:45.1	The rough riders, they don't have supplies.
0:48.1	At first, they have to train with brooms instead of guns.
0:54.9	Like Hogwarts?
0:56.6	Yeah.
0:57.3	Yeah, yeah.
0:57.8	They're playing Quidditch.
0:58.7	Cool.
0:59.0	And that's how they're going to defeat the Spaniards with magic.
1:04.2	And he's such a buffoon with this stuff.
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