Presidential Debates Face Major Rule Changes | Mariah Carey
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 2 October 2020
⏱️ 29 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.7 | Hey, what's going on, everybody? |
| 0:06.8 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show. |
| 0:08.6 | I'm Trevor Noah. |
| 0:09.6 | Today is Thursday, the first of October. |
| 0:12.6 | That's right, people. |
| 0:14.0 | We made it to October. |
| 0:16.0 | Woo! |
| 0:17.0 | One more month and we're all dead. |
| 0:18.7 | And if you're starting to think about your Halloween costume for this year, just remember |
| 0:22.0 | it's 2020. |
| 0:23.6 | So if you really want to scare people, you should try going as something truly terrifying |
| 0:28.8 | like someone who's about to sneeze. |
| 0:31.8 | Ah! |
| 0:32.8 | Ah! |
| 0:33.8 | Anyway, on tonight's show, we figure out how to control Donald Trump's debate outbursts |
| 0:37.9 | and we talk to the one and only Mariah Carey. |
| 0:42.0 | So let's do this, people. |
| 0:43.2 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show. |
| 0:47.7 | From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world, this is the |
| 0:52.8 | Daily Social Distancing Show with Trevor Noah. |
| 0:55.8 | Here's a dish. |
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