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The Jenkins & Jonez Podcast

Preparing to Hang w/ Your White Friends' Friends

The Jenkins & Jonez Podcast

Jenkins and Jonez

Basketball, Sports, Comedy

4.81.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2015

⏱️ 81 minutes

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0:00.0

They have any idea what it takes to be an internet niggah?

0:04.0

There's a lot of dedication that goes into this shit.

0:07.0

We're working while they're asleep.

0:10.0

Well, my niggi.

0:12.0

And you know what's really fucked up there? Have you ever tripped off of curves, bro? You know what curves is?

0:18.1

Curves? That old ass workout shit for a winter? Oh niggles, no.

0:22.4

I was talking to my homie being old just like texting his reasoning.

0:25.4

And I was thinking like, dog, first of all he said the same thing, he don't want to live past

0:30.1

60 or 70 man.

0:32.0

You know what I'm saying he gets it he gets it

0:34.9

but he said he just wants to die with a massive boner it's super ripped

0:39.2

in 70 I was like man your dick going die well before you die a motherfucker but like no dog like like man dog like 30 years man we gonna have some goddamn some futuristic shit that just to stop the

0:53.0

weak dick syndrome.

0:54.5

I'm preparing for the worst man.

0:56.2

Preparing for the fucking worse.

0:57.4

So if my dick don't work, I'm like, I expected it.

0:59.8

Y'all niggas gonna get shocked, bro.

1:01.9

Your dick don't work, it's gonna be the saddest day

1:04.0

of your fucking bite, bro.

1:05.5

When you, the day you wake up

1:06.6

and your dick ain't hard in the morning.

1:08.1

You know what I'm saying?

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