I love that

that singing along to that.

Hello my premium members, how are you?

How are you, premium members, PMs?

Ughh, ohh, ohh, oh.

Hey, I got a new little special segment just for you guys just for premium members only. By the

way thank you for being premium members nice to have you on board and hope you enjoy this special content.

A lot of times when I do special events or shows or certain things,

I save them just for you guys as a treat and I recently did this

weird kind of a stand-up comedy show at a theater where the premise was the people that put it together it was you

come on the show and you read from your diary you read excerpts from your diary and

I was like I don't keep a diary what am I a girl?

Sorry girls I don't keep a I don't write down my you know I don't have a diary so I said yes to the show

thinking okay this can be a challenge this could be fun and I thought you know what I'll just

make up a diary I'll write a diary like the day before so I sat down and I wrote all these fake journal entries into a fake diary and I stuck them all in a little book and I went to this event and I went out there and I read my diary in front of this live audience.

And it was kind of interesting. It was funny. It was weird. It was not funny. It was weird. It was all kinds of things.

So here's that moment. Here's that performance of me reading my fake,

don't tell anyone, fake diary in front of a live crowd.

I hope you enjoy it.

Thanks, premium members. For Harlan Williams.

For Harlan, William. Hey, uh, hey sunset nang, how are you.

This is way out of my wheelhouse when Diane asked me to do this. I was like, you gotta be kidding me.

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