Hey, they're premium members. How are you, my premium peeps my premium members?

Thanks for being here. Hey we have another special

segment just for you because you joined the premium membership you get all the

special beef we keep hidden in the back of the restaurant which doesn't

sound really that good but I said it.

Tonight is or today whenever you listen to your premium beef is a segment that I recorded at the Hollywood Improv on Melrose just the other night.

And as you know, as I've told you, I like to go up an experiment and try different things and different angles and I never know how it's going to go. I can eat it. I can get some laughs.

So on this night, I went up kind of under the guys that I was having a show business meltdown

on stage and I was kind of pretending that my ship had never come in in the stand-up comedy world.

And so I was just going to steal someone else's act because they got rich and famous and they weren't really around that much anymore.

And tough shit for them and I'm going to take my piece of the pie and run.

So it was really I really went out there on a limb.

I didn't know what the hell would happen.

I sure had a lot of fun doing it because I think the crowd wasn't sure if I was being real or fake even some of the

comics in the back of the room when I got off stage where they're like, dude, was that a real meltdown or

what? And so I had a blast doing it. It's kind of a mixture of funny and weird, but you know, that's the kind of stuff that I like to provide just for you premium members. So I hope you enjoy me stealing someone

else's act and have a listen and hopefully have a few laughs.

This next guy I've met in a whole depot.

It came all the way in from Fresno.

Please put your hands together for Larry Smith. Smith. Yeah.

Perfect, dude.

You nailed it, thank you.

...