This is the Guardian.

Hi, potpan, some acts here. I hope you're looking forward to this podcast just to say that

for half an hour, Jordan Jarrett Brian's microphone stopped working and producer Joll's backup

also failed. So we didn't substitute Jordan for half an hour. He didn't leave. He was there saying

things but no one will ever hear them. This has major implications for Asdenville atotnam and

Crystal Palace. Bournemouth. I forgot who they played just then because he was the main

slash only contributor for those games. We'd like to apologise and we seek forgiveness.

Hello and welcome to the Guardian Football Week. Is that the title? Then asked to get the

good Brighton as opposed to the get hammered at home by Everton Brighton. While City get the

normal Everton as opposed to the hammer Brighton away Everton. Gundawans control and finish the

pick of the goals while the incisive NC. So just the next amazing example of Brighton's recruitment.

Elsewhere Southampton are down. Maybe Hassan Hootle was good after all. Barry, a thrilling

draw on the picture Ellen Rowe between Leeds and Newcastle. While off it, the fan confronts Eddie

Howe leading to brackets My fault. Existential questions about the morality, immoralising and

social media. Good Asdenville beat not very good spurs to go level on points with them. Frank

Lampard's unbeaten run stretches to two. While every Chiesa scores a brilliant brace. Chelsea

win the Women's FA Cup, Sam Curley hero and other amazing National League Playoff game and

nots counter in the Football League. It's advantage Sunday in the Championship playoffs and through

Gritted Teeth, well done to Peterborough for hammering Sheffield Wednesday. All that plus your

questions and that's today's Guardian Football Weekly.

On the panel today Jordan Jarrett Brian, welcome. Good morning, mate. Hello, John Bruin.

Hi, Max. And hello, Barry Glenn Denning. Hello, Max Russian.

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