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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: Chris Almost Killed An Old Person

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.631.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Chris almost killed an old guy with a dad joke. Seriously. Is that how Greg Cote would want to go out? Plus, Shedeur Sanders had some interesting comments after Colorado's embarrassing loss to Nebraska and Stugotz can't talk after a long day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Draft Kings Network.

0:17.8

I have what I think is a roller coaster of a story to share with you guys because I was at a casino a couple weeks ago and I in the span of 10 seconds almost killed and then saved the life of an old person.

0:26.2

Wow. An old person.

0:28.0

So this person would have died if you didn't save their life.

0:30.4

But also would have died if you had killed them.

0:32.1

I had I

0:33.3

I tried to have interaction with this person let me just tell the

0:36.7

story. How old is it how old is this person? I didn't ask. Is it a

0:39.2

brittle person? It was someone in there

0:41.0

I'd say at least late 60s maybe early 70s so your

0:46.3

dad's around my dad's age but looking older actually but your dad's not

0:49.4

brittle your dad's thick your dad he is right you know what I might be wrong this person looked older than my dad so let's say they were in their mid 70s the

0:57.3

casino though is filled with a certain kind of frail person who's been going to casino casino smoking cigarettes, playing the slots for 20 years,

1:05.4

you have to be very careful about who you knock over.

1:08.0

How did you almost kill an old person?

1:09.6

So you know these chairs that are in front of slot machines are like heavy

1:15.2

chairs they're not just like chairs you can easily move but they are movable it's like a

1:19.9

weird thing where they're really heavy but you can move them.

1:22.6

So this, I'm walking just through the casino and this old guy kind of like,

1:27.6

almost backs into me because he's taking this chair inexplicably.

1:30.6

He's taking this heavy chair and it's seeming like I'm going to move this

1:34.8

and he this like old man is like and I getting it off the ground or is he dragging

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