Post-Bert Show: Catching Up with Bert, Kristin & Cassie
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2026
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | All right, so posts Burt Show retirement updates. |
| 0:05.9 | Is that what we want to focus on here? |
| 0:07.4 | Well, not all of us are retired. |
| 0:09.5 | Right. |
| 0:10.0 | Well, the show is retired. |
| 0:11.6 | Let's call it post-Bert Show abandonment updates. |
| 0:15.1 | No, you are retired. |
| 0:17.0 | The show is dead. |
| 0:19.4 | We buried that bitch. |
| 0:21.2 | I will say this about my mentality when it comes to retirement now. |
| 0:25.3 | It mostly has gone the way that I thought that it would. |
| 0:30.4 | Look, I went to New Zealand for a month to celebrate. |
| 0:33.5 | Then Amanda joined me after like two weeks, and that was the most, it's the most spectacular |
| 0:37.2 | place I've ever been in my life, New Zealand. |
| 0:40.0 | I'm going to Vietnam in a couple of weeks, and then I'm coming back, and then we're going on our honeymoon to Italy, and then we're going to go see the Northern Lights in Alaska. |
| 0:49.0 | Fingers crossed in September, right? |
| 0:51.9 | I am finding now just the last like week, though, a little bit of an identity crisis |
| 0:58.5 | that I thought that I would be able to travel and I thought that I would just wait for the |
| 1:09.4 | universe to put opportunities in front of me because I |
| 1:12.1 | knew that I can't just do nothing at all. There are days now where I'm waking up at 7, 7.30 |
| 1:17.9 | in the morning. I look at my watch and there's nothing on my calendar to do all day, which sounds |
| 1:22.9 | glorious, right? And it was for a little while, but now I'm like'm like shit i got 15 hours to kill today and |
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