PORTLAND LIVE SHOW! 90 DAY FIANCÉ Before the 90 Days: 0512 "Head Games"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Comedy, Tv & Film, After Shows

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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THANK YOU PORTLAND!!!! We had so so so so much fun. And a special shoutout to Kyle and Noon! Kim and Usman's relationship is put to the test. Gino tries to win over Jasmine's mom. Hamza worries about Memphis' relationship with her ex-husband. Mike seeks help to understand Ximena's doubts. JOIN REALITY GAYS EXTRA! Either on Patreon, https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays?fan_landing=true or Supercast, https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.tech/ NOTE: The $15 video tier is on Patreon only. Buy Tix for LIVE SHOWS HERE! https://linktr.ee/realitygays KEEP UP with the Gays in our NEWSLETTER! https://lp.constantcontactpages.com/su/HLyBwFh/90daygays Find us on the Socials: Twitter @RealityGaysPod Instagram @RealityGaysPodcast Facebook @RealityGaysPodcast LEAVE A REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-trash-tv-and-gaydd-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097 Find all our podcasts on our podcast network, www.RealityGaysPodcast.com. Y'ALL--COME AT US ON CAMEO! Book Jake or Matt! We will read you, sing to you, or tell you if your BF has BDF. SISSY SWAG! Get a mug, shirt, pillow at our MERCH STORE! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr Twitter: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit Listen to Mattie’s other ADVICE podcast, THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello, I'm Tomony from Tortoise, home to hip podcasts, sweet bobby, hoaxed, and weekly investigative
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0:17.3	mother Patricia Hall, who vanished from a small Yorkshire town in Britain in the early 90s.
0:22.7	Early on in the investigation, her husband Keith becomes a prime suspect, but with no progress
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1:04.0	We're going to hopefully talk about them in Seattle tomorrow. We'll just talk about them again,
1:08.4	and it'll be new to you and we'll talk about them then. So this is the first half of our live show,
1:13.2	which is still an hour long. So you're still getting honestly the best stuff because interviewing Kyle
1:19.3	and Noon was just a joy and they are so so so wonderful. Poodle and I feel like we made two new
1:26.9	friends. So enjoy Portland live.
1:36.1	Poodle, are you ready? This is your captain Poodle speaking. Are you ready to find love? Love? Exciting and... go online.
1:57.3	It's a black light.
2:09.6	Married someone you've only met on your phone. Be they French or Chinese or brand new K1 visas the key. Say it.
2:28.4	Let's love. Hello. What's up P.D. X. Bitches.
2:43.0	We're in Portland. Where are my dick pigs at? Where are my dick pigs?
2:47.2	Yeah. I just got really scared. I'm just going to say my heart dropped because that guy looks
2:54.0	like my ex that I dated for a while and I swear to God and I went holy fuck is he here to ambush me
3:01.9	in front of all these fucking people? Like seriously this is not a plant part of the show. I literally
3:07.0	went that guy is here and he's going to fuck everything up. You're like that is not a warning to you.
3:15.1	I'm saying he I basically ruined his life so I was ready for him to come and get back at me.
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