PORTAL WIVES: Do Who's Best For Bama

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🗓️ 17 January 2024

⏱️ 87 minutes

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0:00.0	Now January's forecast starting cold and grey with outbreaks of boredom before brightening up dramatically as fry annuary rewards sweep across the country
0:07.6	hundreds of Merlin annual passes 50 private cinema screenings and sun-soaked family holidays.
0:12.6	The outlook is very nice indeed.
0:14.2	Brighten up January rewards from McDonald's.
0:18.2	Earned points on fries for a chance to win epic family prizes.
0:21.2	Sign up on the McDonald's app now. 18 plus. Big Big
0:25.0	Big Family Prizes! 18 Plus, purchase medium or large fries by 31st of January for an entry
0:27.0	enterprise draw.
0:28.0	Maximum 28 entries, only via Appa Participating Restaurants,
0:30.0	terms of lie. If we go to the 12th team playoff, which we are, and we get wildly uncompetitive games like Dolphins Chief, like Eagles, bucks, like Cowboys Packers, people will just scream about it.
0:42.0	But the NFL, it's just like, yeah man,
0:44.1	sometimes some jucks it to make the playoffs.
0:46.5	It's fine.
0:47.2	We just have all come to church.
0:48.8	The only thing you can do is laugh at him.
0:50.6	That's it.
0:51.2	You can't complain about the structure. You just laugh.
0:54.0	This is kind of a corollary of we do the same thing with college basketball when like
0:58.0	George Mason makes a run for the title and no one's like these piss ants shouldn't be there.
1:03.0	Like we love it when this should have you know,
1:05.4	Oh Florida Gulf Coast we love y'all.
1:07.4	Yep, yep.
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