Porn Habits

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4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2018

⏱️ 54 minutes

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In this week's episode, Heath decides to pull an audible and not use a Wikipedia article at all, so that I have to improvise the description box. So... how about them basketballs, huh?

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0:00.0	So then who programmed her to escape the part?
0:04.9	Ooh, good question, that's a good question.
0:06.6	No, it's not nobody programmed.
0:08.6	She became sentient, that's the whole point.
0:11.4	Yeah, but that really, that seems kind of left field.
0:13.8	Let it's the whole thought,
0:15.6	well, who would have programmed her with that?
0:17.6	It could have been Ad Harris.
0:19.2	Oh, wait, he learned to,
0:20.6	are you guys talking about Cars 3?
0:22.9	Oh, Jesus, don't you people knock him in?
0:25.6	I got a delete.
0:26.7	I'm gonna go poke out my eyes.
0:29.0	That's, I'm gonna do that again.
0:30.9	No, no, guys, I get it.
0:33.9	I get it.
0:34.7	This week's episode is all about porn
0:36.4	and Eli does this little opening thing.
0:38.3	Right, right.
0:39.1	So of course, he'd be pretending to watch porn
0:41.0	when we came in that we, okay,
0:42.6	but with that big dick and the news and like,
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