I'm the one that had the elephants roosting in trees and all all the ants were in BVDs.

From the first to the last, I give them the blast so fast that their life is past before they ass has even hit the grass.

See me uptown, downtown, crowned and renowned, delayed, relayed, mislaid, and parlaid, hatched, matched, matched, and snatched.

Wack, jack, smack, crack, boot black, blackjack, racetrack, and flapjack, and still coming back.

If you crave satisfaction, this is the place to find that action.

Coming to this internet as its next attraction is a podcast that will put you in traction.

Play a One!

Starring me, Phil Fiebald as your host, and that bad Chris Johnston as my loyal co-host player one player one it's the player one

podcast from monday january 19th 2009 i am phil no idea what just happened and join we we should just use

that as a promo not the actual actual. What are you talking about? People are going to turn, people are going to shut it off? Are you talking about? No, they won't. They'll be amazed by that. Who wouldn't be? No. One is in there. Yeah. This is clearly going to be at the end of the podcast. You're not fun at all.

Don't put it to the end of the podcast dumping ground.

It's better than that.

It deserves a better thing.

Come on.

I think you should let it go.

Yeah.

CJ, it used to be about the fun.

Now you're like, oh, we've got certain commercials to get

through and we've got a schedule and don't say anything bad about Nintendo and yeah i don't say

that say no such thing make sure you rip on sony at least once but you see if if uh if the folks

listening have not seen or don't even know what Dolomite is.

They wouldn't recognize what Phil just did.

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