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Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Poor old Lewis Hamilton... - 13 Jul 15

Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.3808 Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2015

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Just for the podcasters - a little bit extra from the acerbic wit of London's longest-serving talkshow host!

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0:30.0

Morning everybody.

0:30.5

Welcome along to your free podcast.

0:32.0

For today, it's Monday the 13th of July.

0:35.1

I think it has to go down in history. It has to go down in history because some

0:38.7

mad old bag from from wherever she's from thinks that I want to see her medical records. This

0:44.7

kind of dominated the program today. And the reason I put it at the front of this spot is because

0:49.2

it's so funny. She keeps writing. She's quite clearly something the matter with her. She's not

0:53.7

quite all there in the brain department. And she seems to think that I'd be remotely interested in her medical records. I don't know why I'd be remotely interested in her medical records. I can't think of any logical reason. I don't even know who she is. She started writing a week ago and she came from Australia Australia, and that was as far as it went. And for some reason now, she keeps saying, you want to see my

1:15.2

medical records, and you've said this about me. She's quite clearly either mentally ill, cracked,

1:19.7

or she's fallen out of a tree or something like that. She really is. And she's a bit screwy. It's not her fault. You know, I mean, quite clearly, you know, you do get...

1:31.2

That's why she probably went over on one of those ships years ago. Perhaps she's part of the penal colony.

1:38.4

Stupid woman. You've never met anybody who's so stupid. Anyway, I've now decided we're going to block her completely.

1:43.8

So we don't have to hear from her ever again.

1:46.5

And in fact, I'm just going to do it now. Actually, just wait with me one second. I love blocking people because this one's too, and she's been blocked by quite a number of people because quite clearly she's got some sort of problem. There you go. She is now blocked. Fantastic. There you go. Never need to hear from her ever again. So poor old Lewis Hamilton. He's barred from centre court because he wasn't wearing a jacket and tie. He was going to be watching Novak Djukovic, but he didn't. He probably didn't know it. He was anyway. So he turns up in a floral shirt, suede shoes and a hat. He watched the final from a hospitality area. Billy no mates, all by

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