Pooplunch, Folk Music, Snow Dick

The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Sarah buys fake eyelashes from a company with a very strange name. Plus, she offers advice to a guy whose siblings plan to vote for Trump again, helps an emerging comic decide where to move, and shares in the collective joy of a penis drawn in the snow.

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0:00.0	Lemonada. Hey! Hey!
0:14.0	Hey!
0:15.0	Hey!
0:16.0	Hi!
0:17.0	Hey!
0:18.0	Yeah Y Y ya Fucker!
0:20.0	Hey!
0:21.0	Hi everyone! It's your best friend Sarah and I don't even know how to explain
0:26.2	this but last night I was you know hanging out and I oh, tomorrow I got to put on mascara and like an
0:36.7	eyeliner for my podcast. I mean no one even sees it anyway but sometimes we have clips
0:40.7	so I put a little and it's such a pain in the ass and you can't even
0:44.3	see it I'm looking at a monitor he really can't see but I thought ooh I wonder if I
0:48.9	could buy fake eyelashes and then it just looks like the black line of like an eyeliner. I just like stick it on and that's all I have to do. I just thought maybe I'll do that so I look on Amazon and I find like the ones that seem easiest and I mean it's like $9 and it has like the highest
1:09.1	whatever rating so I buy it and then I go on to the page for it and I didn't even realize I
1:20.0	didn't even see what the name of the company was on Amazon.
1:23.1	I just like these were the highest rated eyelashes,
1:25.9	nine bucks, whatever, bought them.
1:30.2	The company is called Poop L-U-N-C-H, Poop-L-N-C-H,
1:38.0	Poop-L-U-N-C-H, poop lunch.
1:38.8	Do you see on the screen?
1:40.5	You guys can't see, I took a picture of it. The company is called Poop Lunch Beauty
1:46.1	and it's not like they make a joke of it or anything. I didn't even notice
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