Police Officers, who have had "ALL UNITS" calls before, What Happened?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 10 July 2024
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| 0:00.0 | Police officers. Have you ever had an all-units call? And if so, what happened? |
| 0:06.0 | I was doing a ride-along in college in a fairly small city in Georgia when we got an all-available |
| 0:11.7 | units call. The address came in, the lights and sirens went on, and we were hauling it at about |
| 0:17.7 | 120 miles per hour across town. I had no idea where we were headed |
| 0:21.9 | until we got there. The only thing the officer said to me was, no matter what happens, stay in the |
| 0:26.8 | fricking car. If you see anyone with a gun call it out on the radio like this, they showed me how. |
| 0:32.2 | If any of us get shot, call it in and stay in the car. Then he took a deep breath, calmly got |
| 0:36.8 | out of the car and took off |
| 0:37.9 | at a sprint toward a 40-person melee in front of the only adult club in town. We were the first |
| 0:43.5 | car there. Over the course of the next 30 seconds, officers arrived and kept coming until they |
| 0:47.9 | outnumbered the people fighting. The officer I was riding with was completely on his own for a 10-second |
| 0:52.8 | eternity and was able to rip about |
| 0:54.8 | 10 people apart from fighting before backup arrived. It was the single bravest and most humbling |
| 0:59.5 | thing I've ever seen with my own eyes. When it was all over, he got back in the car with three |
| 1:03.6 | drunk and beaten-up dudes in the back, turned to me and said, so, when are you going to sign up? |
| 1:09.2 | 25 years ago, smallish rural town, my dad was a beat cop on patrol. |
| 1:13.6 | My cat brings in a live mouse and was playing with it in the kitchen, and my mum is deathly afraid of rodents. |
| 1:19.6 | So she calls dispatch and tells them my dad needs to come home. |
| 1:22.6 | Dispatch gets on the line and tells my dad to switch to a secured line, there's an emergency at home. My dad's driving home to take care of the issue when all the cops on patrol in my small town, |
| 1:32.3 | probably like four, come with sirens and lights blazing to my house because they all heard there was an emergency at my dad's place. |
| 1:38.3 | My mother was mortified. |
| 1:41.3 | Years ago, friend of mine was a dispatcher for the county. |
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